Deep in the folds of suburbia, we witness two small human creatures about to engage in a ritual of courtship.
The first step of this ritual has commenced. Just seconds ago, boy human adorned his target female with garlands of jewels. She seems unimpressed.
Sensing her disinterest, boy human moves to the next step of the game.
Let’s see what girl human does.
She seems to be rewarding him and offers him two garlands as a sign of affection.
Emboldened by her sentimental actions, the boy human…..
….resumes washing windows.
Now it’s a wait and see game. Will girl human make the move?
In the complex human courting dance, the boy human must now show no emotion and be disengaged.
Wait for it…..
…wait for it…..
…wait for it….