On Air: Ancient Chinese Secret Fried Rice

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After a month, I FINALLY got this dang video up! It’s my first time cooking LIVE on television – ABC morning news.

Now how backwards is this:

Live broadcast via very expensive digital news cameras -> transmits via fancy satellite somewhere up in space -> to massive receiver at my cable company that I pay $123.00 per month to -> though thousands of miles of underground digital cable to my HD-ready cable box -> that gets recorded in high quality, digital format (like Tivo) -> saved low quality to VCR tape (yeah, that is SO 1985!) -> pay someone $40 to get 4 minutes of video from scratchy quality VCR tape onto a DVD -> which gets converted to an .avi file -> which gets uploaded to YouTube -> which then gets transmitted through the tangled Internet tubes to your computer.

(whew!) I know there is an easier way, but I don’t have a video capture card on my computer.  I asked Scott to build a computer that we could hook up directly to the TV, cuz…you know…he owns a computer company. But then again, I’m still waiting for a towel rack to be installed in the kitchen. That I asked for 5 years ago.

Here’s the studio kitchen, which is inches away from the newscasters. And NO, I didn’t drape seductively over this stovetop, like I did on this one. Cute little kitchen – the counter and cabinets in the back are about 6″ deep – perfect for people with really short, nubby arms. See that window?  Just right outside are laughing children jumping rope, gorgeous, fragrant Gardenias, lovely palm trees, perfect, sunny 80F degree weather, a Stepford housewife tending to her garden, a dad playing catch with his son….all printed nicely on posterboard ;-)

Really, it was 5:30 am, still pitch black outside.

There are 3 of these big, bad cameras. You’ll see in the video that I didn’t know which one to look at!  They are remote controlled, and remind me of some Star Wars robot. Pretty intimidating. They actually scared the bajeebers outta me when all three of them simulateously moved towards me with,

“Use the force, Steamy. Use the force” flashing on their screens. Damn robots.

Here is newscaster Silke Roble. Don’t let her nicely pressed, professional outfit fool you – she’s also wearing fuzzy pink flip-flops. Really!

And this is where they have special guests.  See that thick wire and foot petal in front of the chair?  That is a nifty gadget. The guest sits on the left chair, the host on the right. It’s a live broadcast, so if the guest says embarrassing things like, “I like turtles,” all the host has to do is nudge the foot petal and (poof!) guest gets ejected out of chair and crashes through that glass screen. All in a blink of an eye. Thank goodness they kept me in the kitchen.

Here’s the dish that I made – Chinese Fried Rice – it has Chinese sausage (lap cheong), eggs, carrots and peas.

So here are a few things that I have learned since that taping:

  1. 3 minutes is a LOOOOONGGGG time, especially when I’ve drank 3 espressos with a Red Bull chaser (because I woke up at 4:30am to get to the studio at 5:30am) and too afraid to run off to the restroom for fear that I would miss my spot and the camera would pan to the kitchen and …. um….where the hell is Steamy?
  2. I’m short. I need to practice cooking in my 4″ hooker heels.
  3. Confucious say, “Flappy arm sleeves may catch on fire if one not careful.”
  4. Live television is fun! Especially when I pre-warn the producer to keep finger on the “bleeeep” button in case naughty words escape my lips.
  5. Television adds 30lbs, not 10.

I must have not been THAT bad – they’ve asked me back! If you are in the area (Sarasota/Manatee counties) and get ABC Channel 7, tune in October 9th around 6:30am-ish.  This time I promise not to drink espresso and Red Bull. TOO! FRICKIN’! PERKY!

Here’s the video! Alright, be gentle now,
I’m no Mario, Giada or Rachel! (yet). Gracious newscastress, Silke, made it so easy!

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Chinese Fried Rice

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A quick and easy recipe that takes about 10 minutes to make. I usually include "fish sauce" in my fried rice, but this recipe is made without it.

Ingredients:

2 eggs, beaten
1/4 cup diced Chinese sausage
2 stalks scallions, minced
1/4 teaspoon grated ginger (use microplane)
3/4 cup diced vegetables
1 tablespoon soy sauce (or Tamari for gluten free)
1 teaspoon Chinese rice wine
3 cups cooked day-old Jasmine Rice (break up chunks)
1/4 teaspoon salt+ freshly ground pepper
1/4 teaspoon sesame oil

Directions:

1. Fry the sausage & eggs: Heat up wok or large saute pan on medium-high heat. Add 1 teaspoon of cooking oil and when hot, add eggs. Fry eggs gently until 50% done, remove and set aside. Wipe pan clean. Turn heat to medium-low and add Chinese sausage. Cook the sausage until the fat melts. Remove sausage carefully, leaving as much of the sausage fat in the wok/pan.

2. Fry vegetables: Add the scallions & ginger and cook in the sausage oil for 15 seconds. Add diced vegetables. Cook until heated through, about 30 seconds. Add the soy sauce and rice wine, cook another 15 seconds.

3. Add the rice: Your rice grains should be broken up and as separate as possible. Add the rice, eggs, sausage to the wok/pan and fry until each grain is heated through. Season with salt, pepper and sesame oil. Stir fry until all ingredients are steaming hot.

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Comments 73

  1. wmw

    That fried rice is to die for…simply scrumptious. You look gorgeous. Mrs Steamy? Sounds like the female equivalent of McSteamy (of Grey’s Anatomy). Yes, you ARE insanely popular. I’m still up for that job of the portable cordless fan for that constant wind blowing in your hair look ;o)

  2. jackie

    Yay!!! Looks sooo yummy – and easy too! ;)

    you need your own show!!!

  3. meeso

    That was really cool to see!!! You did awesome, and what a great dish…everyone wants to make good fried rice. Rock on, girl!!!

  4. Mona

    Wow Jaden, Godd to see you in the show :-) You did an awesome job gal, hats off !! :-) and Good Luck !!

  5. Drexl

    Great job! Glad to see the video made it through the internet tubes…!

    Now, about this towel rack. Do what my mother would do in that situation. 1) go buy the towel rack you want
    2) buy appropriate mounting tools
    3) suggest that the towel rack gets taken care of
    4) if this doesn’t work…then don’t cook until it does

    Good luck with that…

  6. SteamyKitchen

    drexel-
    thanks for the idea on the towel rack – and i’ll be taking it one step further this weekend.
    1. buy towel rack
    2. get drill, lawn edger, nail gun and the big table cutter with huge wheel cutting disk
    3. bring all to kitchen. start turning all of them on simulateously trying to “figure it out” on my own.

    do you know what kind of response this will bring from husband?!?!?

    and do you know how fast that towel rack will go up?

    xoxo
    j

  7. Dan

    Actually, Jaden, just make your husband stand there holding the towels. Eventually, he’ll put two and two together, right?

  8. Passionate Eater

    If Food Network doesn’t want you now, then they are crazy! You exuded confidence and look so regal! I can’t believe this is your first time on TV! You did a fabulous job. I need to start the “Jaden Fan Club!”

  9. Passionate Eater

    My favorite part are those two male anchormen eagerly using those chopsticks to eat up your delicious rice. They are shoveling that rice in! ;) (Based on their slightly hunched posture, it looks like they haven’t learned the “ways of the chopsticks” yet!) Very cute.

  10. StickyGooeyCreamyChewy

    Great job, Jaden! I actually saw the broadcast live and thought it went really well. I’m glad that they invited you back.

    I can definitely relate about the towel rack too. I’ve got a “honey do” list as long as my arm!

  11. coffee

    Muah! I love you for this one!!!! You looks absolutely like a pro…. very confident… I will wait to see some more. :)

  12. Jack

    A matter of time before you get your own show. You have “it”. Your personality really shines. Thanks and good luck!

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  14. Chris Nyles

    Your tv show was fantastic. You are undoubtedly a professional culinary expert. You have proven yourself. We need someone like you to cook (on a regular basis) on tv for us, your viewers. Food Network should offer you a post. Your cooking (which is different from the rest) will surely draw a lot of viewers not only nationwide but internationally.

    I am based in the San Francisco bay area and I wonder if your tv show will be aired in this part of the country. If it will, can you tell me what time and channel?

    Any cookbook in the making? Let me know, I’ll be the first one to buy it.

    Chris Nyles

  15. lily ng

    jaden

    congrats

    you look great, keep up the good work

    we are huskers fan as my sil too grew up in nebraska and my daughter went to lincoln

  16. Palinka

    Dear Jaden,
    just discovered your Blog and your sense of humour, sheer bliss ! What “asking the neighbours over for dinner” is concerned, you have an advantage on me as your neighbours appreciate what you are cooking. Am living in Romania and culinary finesse here …just forget it. Basics: cabbage, OIL, OIL and LOTS of Meat ! Still, as a passionate cook I can’t help myself to want to share the taste of Love and Passion I put in my cooking:-)))))

  17. Kieron

    Best fried rice ever! I’m making my way through your other recipes too! You’ve inspired my cooking!

    Oh and by the way…if you ever need more video putting onto the web, just send it to me. I’ll do it for free instead of you having to pay $40 for 4 minutes! wow! how do they sleep at night?

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