Fish so ugly only a grill could love

by SteamyKitchen on March 15, 2009 · 24 comments

I was prepping for my regular segment on Tampabay’s CBS 10, and decided to feature seafood, just so I could show off this brag photo! I went to Cox Seafood, a local fishmonger in Tampa, highly recommended by my friends the Culinary Sherpas, to pick up some fresh seafood to talk about on-air.

Since I’m all about teaching Andrew and Nathan my work so that I can retire in five years, I brought Nathan with me to the fishmarket and CBS studios.

At the market, Nathan and I chose the plump scallops, oysters and some clams. Lately, Nathan’s been obsessed with fish*, and Mrs. Cox told me that I should show Sheephead fish, as it just arrived and is in season. Wow, was that sucker fresh! It’s grayish, white and black thick stripes were gleaming in the light, so into the bag it went.

My buddies over at CBS are always so friendly to my kids, that I’m considering bringing my kids on set every day, duct taping a video camera to their forehead and calling it Kids Incorporated (hey, remember that show?)

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(video from CBS starts automatically after jump)

And my goodness. Last time I was on, we had a tall, long table on set that I could stand behind and you could only see me belly up. So, naturally, I wore like the ittiest bittiest tighest miniskirt and flip flops. When I got on set this day, no tall table.

Uh yeah, WARDROBE FAIL.

Well, it wasn’t until the camera got a REALLY CLOSE UP SHOT of the fish that I realized this was one UGLY MOTHER OF A SMIRKING GOAT.

Sheephead fish

This freaky fish had better teeth than most people! But, hey, he flossed well, no cavities, just a slight overbite, kinda reminded me of Mater.

SAY CHHHEEEEEESE!

ugly sheephead fish teeth

After the show, I took Ugly home and decided that as beastly as he looks, I had to love him like my own….and gave him to husband to grill.

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Those Salts!

almond_cardamom_sea_salt_sm I know you want to try them! Twitter friend, Janna, Secret Stash Salts sent me all those neat salts that you saw in the TV segment. Perfect timing, as I got the salts the morning of the show and decided to use them. If you’ve got an artisan product you’d like me to feature on television, contact me via Twitter!

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*Here’s why Nathan is obsessed with fish! My friend, Judy took all of us fishing! That’s her husband and lovely girls in the slideshow.

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{ 24 comments… read them below or add one }

Lisa@The Cutting Edge of Ordinary March 15, 2009 at 10:44 am

That really is one ugly fish, but sometimes ugly is delicious! Those salts! I must get me some!

Mara @ What's For Dinner? March 15, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Yes, totally ugly fish… but probably amazingly delicious! That was totally a cute outfit, but NOT designed for sitting!

argus d'magus March 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Love that shot of you and the fish, Jaden! It’s a cute fish, not ugly at all — in fact it reminds me of the sweet and funny Lab pup staying with us. It has nice white teeth, too. :D

Peter March 15, 2009 at 1:59 pm

The freakin’ camera man kept on tryin to sneak an upskirt shot of you…the PERV!

On to checking freshness for fish & seafood…great tips and I would underline using your sense of smell (should only smell of the sea) and for fish, also check/lift the gills. It should be a bright red colour underneath.

The sheephead looks alot like a Porgy…any similarity in taste?

Kitt March 15, 2009 at 4:06 pm

Fun pics!

I like the animated slideshow, too. Some of my happiest childhood memories are from fishing trips.

Gonna get me some of that salt.

Judy March 15, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Mmmmmm! I love all types of fish and that one does not scare me at all. You should see the teeth on a hog snapper!!! We need to go fishing again! Let’s take all the kids out on a fishing boat and do some deep sea stuff. That would be fun!!!

Cynthia March 15, 2009 at 10:36 pm

Oh my gosh, I don’t think I’ve ever seen fish teeth like that. Ugly indeed!

Elise March 16, 2009 at 1:27 am

Love the segment Jaden, you RAWK! Think the fish is kinda cute, totally in a Mater kinda way. xoxo

Toni March 16, 2009 at 2:19 am

Can’t believe the teeth on the fish! Hmmmm… Fish dentistry?

Great segment, Jaden, and those salts look terrific!

White On Rice Couple March 16, 2009 at 3:33 am

I can’t stop laughing at this fish! I need the number to his orthodontist. Crap, his teeth are so much prettier than mine, just like you said. It even has pretty lips too….but needs a nose job.
I love the clip and think you look great in white! If you consider that a wardrobe malfunction, then I would love to malfunct like that everyday!

Katti March 16, 2009 at 3:36 am

You haven’t seen truly ugly fish till you’ve encountered a catfish(also known as sea wolf or wolf fish) :)

http://www.zeevisland.com/Noorwegen/NO–Foto–map/Vangstberichten/steinbit-per-02.jpg
http://www.senjahavfiske.no/Pics/2006%20steinbit2%206kg.JPG

Now that is one ugly bastard!
Nice to eat though :)

Katti

Katti March 16, 2009 at 7:08 am

You haven’t seen truly ugly fish till you’ve encountered a catfish(also known as sea wolf or wolf fish) :)

http://www.zeevisland.com/Noorwegen/NO–Foto–map/Vangstberichten/steinbit-per-02.jpg
http://www.senjahavfiske.no/Pics/2006%20steinbit2%206kg.JPG

Now that is one ugly bastard!
Nice to eat though :)

Katti
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!

The Culinary Sherpas March 16, 2009 at 9:15 am

LOVE Cox’s Seafood. The very best the Tampa Bay has to offer. I am doing some food styling for them this week (free of charge) for their new website. Anything I can do to help them succeed. We need more locally owned markets where the owners actually care about the product they sell and what their customers are consuming.

Btw, Nathan looks too cute. I bet Faye ate him up!

xxoo
Michelle

Holly March 16, 2009 at 2:14 pm

You rock!!!

Hillary March 16, 2009 at 6:15 pm

I love the title of this post! :) And man, those teeth would scare the bejeesus out of me.

Asianmommy March 16, 2009 at 6:47 pm

What a cool segment. Love the pic of you & the fish!

Jacqueline March 17, 2009 at 12:21 am

Gorgeous fish segment, you looked good too. ;-)

Ever see a wolf fish? Aiyaa, makes sheepshead fish look pretty.

Nice job. Am so enjoying reading everyone’s blogs about the Club Med vaca. I don’t think I realized David is such a good writer, too.

What a great crew. And Diane is my new girl crush. Can anyone be so talented and so nice – well now TWO Asian sisters making me look slouchy!

Inspiring really, despite all my whining!

Cheers to you all!

Giff (Constables Larder) March 17, 2009 at 2:42 am

It’s fun to watch you on TV. You are clearly having a good time. Love that shot of the fish’s mug. Teeth!

shavedicesundays March 17, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Loved the segment! You’re such a natural.

Bren March 17, 2009 at 11:06 pm

hola… we need to catch up chicka. i’ll be in Tampa at the end of next month covering a food and musical festival so we must must connect.
and, do u remember a similar pic I took with a ugly fugly fish in Trinidad! :) lol. good lord that fish was ugly, only the monger could love him! :)

hugz.

Thomas March 20, 2009 at 9:13 pm

Cmon, its cute compared to a Monkfish:

http://www.dnr.state.md.us/fisheries/art2001/monkfish540.jpg

but equal in ugly to Katti’s Steinbeisser.

Elaine March 20, 2009 at 10:49 pm

Jaden, that is such a weird looking fish. Those set of teeth….why do they look like that? They look like my drawings of fishies when I was 4, I thought all animals smiled like us lol. Anyway, I bet it tastes better than it looks :)

RaiulBaztepo March 28, 2009 at 7:06 pm

Hello!
Very Interesting post! Thank you for such interesting resource!
PS: Sorry for my bad english, I’v just started to learn this language ;)
See you!
Your, Raiul Baztepo

ting April 3, 2009 at 1:34 am

you’re on TV!

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