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Better than Schoolhouse Rock

Cow

But wait little kids..where’s does the milk come from????

Cow Milk

Cow Milk

(yes, that’s real milk)

Happy Cow

My imagination is going haywire just thinking about how they would handle, “Teacher, where do babies come from?”

Comments 33

  1. LunaPierCook

    I think these pics are udderly wonderful.

    Sooo …. those are surgical cow boobies?? Wow … titanium!

    Remember, learning where babies comes from leads to learning how to change diapers. I keep asking my kids which one will change my diaper when I’m old(er) and incontinent. I’ve yet to get an answer.

  2. syd

    Noooo, you didn’t just make me imagine how the “where babies come from” display would look! I need some bleach now.

  3. Kitt

    You can repurpose this project for the next question (avoiding the babies issue): Where does steak come from?

    “Hold still, Bossy!” Mooooooo! THUD.

  4. Sharon

    The teacher deserves an award! Your children deserve a modelling contract!! And, you, for that “baby” crack deserve this: ROFLMAO!!! .. and.. lolololol… lolol… lololol.. Thanks!

  5. Artsygal

    Can i comment.. ‘Cow boobies. Me and my friends in the knitty chat room (who I shared this with) all thank you

  6. Holly

    Thanks for the laugh. As for the birds & bees lesson – ever seen Robin Williams in Patch Adams? I imagine they may handle it something like that. Scary!

  7. Lynn

    Poor city kids thinking that cows are made of cardboard. Wait, maybe city cows are made of cardboard. That would explain the McDonald’s hamburgers!

    Great post!

  8. mochachocolata rita

    “where do babies come from?”

    they are from vietnam, africa or (the latest) potentially india

    *sing to the tune of madonna’s “material girl”:
    we live in a brangelina’s world…
    we live in a brangelina’s world…

  9. Amy

    I don’t know if that’s better than Schoolhouse Rock, but its pretty damn close. The surgical glove cow udders are a great touch.

  10. Cecilia

    OMG! your son….your son …. is SOOOO BLOODY adorable!!! This reminds me of the time when i was a kid and my parents would BEG me to pose for the camera …. lol …. yea ur son – simply adorable *pinches cheeks*

  11. RecipeGirl

    That’s very cute. When I was a teacher, we went on a field trip to a local dairy farm where they got to see real cow boobies being sucked by machines!

  12. Donald

    I used to milk cows in high school. I went to a place called Church Farm School. No, it wasn’t a reformatory school nor a agricultural school, thank you very much. It was a place where I got a great college prep education, even with the alligator on my chest and the penny loafers, along with the experience of raising pigs…oh and milking cows at 3:30 am. A great education for a Philly city boy huh?

    Even with all that education, I often wonder where babies come from, especially my “baby” sisters!

  13. Donald

    I used to milk cows in high school. I went to a place called Church Farm School. No, it wasn’t a reformatory school nor an agricultural school, thank you very much. It was a place where I got a great college prep education, even with the alligator on my chest and the penny loafers, along with the experience of raising pigs…oh and milking cows at 3:30 am. A great education for a Philly city boy huh?

    Even with all that education, I often wonder where babies come from, especially my “baby” sisters!

  14. Donald

    oops…sorry.

    mods, please remove the grammatically incorrect post the includes the “a agricultural” rather than the “an agricultural”

    thank you. :-)

  15. Mike

    lol, that’s quite a visual. I just picture them teaching where more food comes from…just pull back a piece of the cow-patterned paper and what have we here? A fresh cheese burger.

  16. Emily

    What a great way to help kids understand where there food comes from. Especially if they live somewhere where there might be be cows around.

  17. Maven

    Maybe I should volunteer to take one of my dairy goats up to my kid’s kindergarten for a hands on….

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