But wait little kids..where’s does the milk come from????
(yes, that’s real milk)
My imagination is going haywire just thinking about how they would handle, “Teacher, where do babies come from?”
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April 7th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I think these pics are udderly wonderful.
Sooo …. those are surgical cow boobies?? Wow … titanium!
Remember, learning where babies comes from leads to learning how to change diapers. I keep asking my kids which one will change my diaper when I’m old(er) and incontinent. I’ve yet to get an answer.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
This is awesome! Thanks for sending me a big smile for the day
April 7th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Noooo, you didn’t just make me imagine how the “where babies come from” display would look! I need some bleach now.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Hi hi So funny.
You come with these wonderful post, that i love them
April 7th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
You can repurpose this project for the next question (avoiding the babies issue): Where does steak come from?
“Hold still, Bossy!” Mooooooo! THUD.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
The teacher deserves an award! Your children deserve a modelling contract!! And, you, for that “baby” crack deserve this: ROFLMAO!!! .. and.. lolololol… lolol… lololol.. Thanks!
April 7th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Can i comment.. ‘Cow boobies. Me and my friends in the knitty chat room (who I shared this with) all thank you
April 7th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Oh. My. God.
Hilarious!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
so funny!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
that is the funniest freakin’ thing i have seen in forever
jaden, i love your last thought on the matter
i’d expect that from you
April 7th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Thanks for the laugh. As for the birds & bees lesson - ever seen Robin Williams in Patch Adams? I imagine they may handle it something like that. Scary!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
:)) You have got the best blog…I always get a kick out of visiting you!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Poor city kids thinking that cows are made of cardboard. Wait, maybe city cows are made of cardboard. That would explain the McDonald’s hamburgers!
Great post!
April 8th, 2008 at 3:34 am
“where do babies come from?”
they are from vietnam, africa or (the latest) potentially india
*sing to the tune of madonna’s “material girl”:
we live in a brangelina’s world…
we live in a brangelina’s world…
April 8th, 2008 at 8:18 am
I don’t know if that’s better than Schoolhouse Rock, but its pretty damn close. The surgical glove cow udders are a great touch.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:25 am
OMG! your son….your son …. is SOOOO BLOODY adorable!!! This reminds me of the time when i was a kid and my parents would BEG me to pose for the camera …. lol …. yea ur son - simply adorable *pinches cheeks*
April 8th, 2008 at 9:42 am
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Hahahahaha! This is too too too cute!
April 8th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Why was he sad? Did the milk not come out? :X
April 8th, 2008 at 11:19 am
That’s very cute. When I was a teacher, we went on a field trip to a local dairy farm where they got to see real cow boobies being sucked by machines!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Too too funny!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I used to milk cows in high school. I went to a place called Church Farm School. No, it wasn’t a reformatory school nor a agricultural school, thank you very much. It was a place where I got a great college prep education, even with the alligator on my chest and the penny loafers, along with the experience of raising pigs…oh and milking cows at 3:30 am. A great education for a Philly city boy huh?
Even with all that education, I often wonder where babies come from, especially my “baby” sisters!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I used to milk cows in high school. I went to a place called Church Farm School. No, it wasn’t a reformatory school nor an agricultural school, thank you very much. It was a place where I got a great college prep education, even with the alligator on my chest and the penny loafers, along with the experience of raising pigs…oh and milking cows at 3:30 am. A great education for a Philly city boy huh?
Even with all that education, I often wonder where babies come from, especially my “baby” sisters!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
oops…sorry.
mods, please remove the grammatically incorrect post the includes the “a agricultural” rather than the “an agricultural”
thank you.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I’ll definitely take that recipe for fra diavolo if you can find it! Thanks!
April 9th, 2008 at 8:10 am
lol, that’s quite a visual. I just picture them teaching where more food comes from…just pull back a piece of the cow-patterned paper and what have we here? A fresh cheese burger.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:30 am
ROFL… loved taht surgical gloves cow boobies
April 9th, 2008 at 11:50 am
What a great way to help kids understand where there food comes from. Especially if they live somewhere where there might be be cows around.
April 9th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
After a hetic few days, this was a delight to read.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Very nice Jaden.
Your kids are so cute it hurts!!
April 10th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
i SO missed this!! how funny (and fun!)
April 14th, 2008 at 4:31 am
hahahaah such a striking questions by our young ones!
April 18th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Maybe I should volunteer to take one of my dairy goats up to my kid’s kindergarten for a hands on….